These Hawaiians shawties be thicker than a Snicker tho. But for real, my bags been packed - I'm tryna get the bag now. I'll move to wherever the org putting up a phat seven-figure contract offer is based. It might be Global Association of MMA™ , who knows? Their superheavyweight division is looking weak right now, with a jobber like Sunray Spike holding the belt. A bona fide star like me fighting would put their small-time org into the big leagues. Call me. I ain't moving to Vegas to hold pads at Jose Canseco's House of Roids. #NoScrubsMMAShow