They call me Mystic Ely because I predict deez tings. Alex Diaz got laid-and-prayed on for three rounds and that was enough for Donald McCalister to come away with the judges' W. We've learnt nothing new other than that Diaz would make a good submissive bottom in any hypothetical BDSM relationship. He's a swang-and-banger who got taken down and oil-checked, the blueprint's already out there on how to beat him. And I say this as an Alex Diaz fan (he's twunk material for sure, no homo). #NoScrubsMMAShow